Walk the dog, do the dishes

Your lips are brown from kissing ass

Sorry guys I can't make it

Maybe next time, think I'll pass

Don't make her mad, don't make her sad

A fate for you that's worse than death

you're a slave and you don't know it

It always happens to the best



[CHORUS]

Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped

Don't you know you're pussywhipped

Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped

Don't you know you're pussywhipped



She wants to be involved with you

In every little thing you do

Always has to add her two cents

It's obvious who wears the pants

Your friends all hate you, you don't care

Cause you've been trapped in her lair

And hopefully on day you'll see

That pussy can be caught for free



[CHORUS-MOSH PART-REPEAT FIRST VERSE-CHORUS]