Einstein was not a handsome fellow

Nobody ever called him Al

He had a long moustache to pull on

It was yellow

I don't believe he ever had a girl

One thing he missed out in his theory

of time, space and relativity

Is something that makes it very clear

He was never gonna score like you'n'me

He didn't know about Quark, Strangeness and Charm



I had a dangerous liason

To have been found out would've been a disgrace

We had to rendezvous some mesons

On the corner of an undiscovered place

We got sick of chat chat chatter and the

look upon everybody's face

But all that does not anti-matter now

We've found ourselves a black hole in space

And we're talking about Quark, Strangeness and Charm



Copernicus had those Renaissance ladies

Crazy about his telescope

And Galileo had a name that made his

reputation higher than his hopes

Did none of those astronomers discover

While they were staring out into the dark

That what a lady looks for in her lover

is Charm, Strangeness and Quark