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I'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids

I rule the trashy kingdom

Like lady di they make sure i am never left alone

Papparazzi and reporters stalk me from the shadows

Making sure to kepp my royal assetts on my throne



Oh they talk about the lovers

That i keep undercover

And i wish that i was as much fun

As they have you believe

Just like alec baldwin

I'd love to whack 'em all one

But instead i'll wait and see

Who i am sleepin' with next week



I'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids

And i rule the trashy kingdom

But the rumors raise my cue score

And pay for my big home

I guess i 'augt to sue them

But instead i guess i'll use them

To keep me in the spotlight

And keep me on my throne



Cause i'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids