EIGHT MILES DEEP THE WELL FORGOTTEN BY MORTALS

OH, I DRANK IT EMPTY IN ONE SINGLE SIP

EIGHT MILES WIDE THE VALLEY BEYOND ALL HOPE

OH, I FILLED THE WHOLE WITH ONE SINGLE FIST



FIVE MILLION CHRISTIANS ON A RIDE TOWARDS US

OH, I SLAUGHTERED THE BUNCH WITH ONE SINGLE HIT (WITH MY SPEAR)

FIVE MILLION WOMEN SO ALONE IN THE NIGHT

OH, I HAD THEM ALL SATISFIED PROFUSELY (EVERY NIGHT BY MYSELF)



TEN THOUSAND TROLLS HARD AS ROCK COLD AS ICE

OH, THEY RAN WHEN I ROSE TO FACE THEM

TEN HUNGRY WAVES THEY SWALLOWED MY SHIP

OH, I STEADILY WALKED HOME (AND I ONLY GOT WET ON MY FEET)



NO SINGLE BOOK WERE BEHELDEN BY ME

OH, NO QUESTION I CANNOT DO ANSWER

ONLY ONE SINGLE LAMP DO SHOW ME THIS WAY

AND THAT IS THE EYE OF SATAN