Well my freshman year we had a awsome RA the best RA in the world

I wish he was with me all my 4 years, his name was Arnold Baldwin

We had this RA, Arnold Baldwin

This Big, Tall, Skinny Black guy

And he talked exactly like chris rock

And we loved him because he didn't give a crap about us

He didn't care hes like. . . . .

Im your RA, resident Assistant

Resident assistant

Im not the resident councler

Im not the resident mother

I dont need to know everything

Your friends throwing up in the bathroom

I dont need to know

Everybody throws up, hes lucky he made it to the bathroom

Just give him a tic-tak and a pillow and leave him alone

Leave him alone

I dont need to know

Your sweetmate smoking crack

I dont need to know

Just tell him to exahle through a empty toliet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets

Make it smell like the mountain spring freshness of crack

I dont need to know

I dont need to know if you got a 40 once beer ball keg

Playing beer pong

Flip cup

Century club

Got some zoomey zoomey going on

I dont need to know

Cause I dont care

Your girlfriend broke up woth you

I dont care

Your roomates a pain in the ass

I dont care

You make a booty call at 4 in the mourning and she got a friend

I CARE

REMEMBER ME