Where is she

When the little thing cries?

She lies in a bed

With a friend of mine.

But some nights

She'll run back in fright

If she picks on a dick

That's too big for her pride.



Oh! Oh!

Why did I ever go marry her?

I was a child!

I'm holding the baby,

She's ran-tanning constantly.

She saw me coming for miles.

She saw me open wide.



Four o'clock

And the key's in the lock.

And she's been on the win [The word might be "wing".]

And she's stinking of drink.

Wakes the kid,

So I put him to sleep,

And she's in there all night,

Doubled over the sink.



Oh! Oh!

Why did I ever go marry her?

I was a child!

I'm holding the baby,

She's ran-tanning constantly.

She saw me coming for miles.

She saw me open wide.

Open wide.

Open wide.