See this what we gon' do y'all

Re-cap the two-double-0-two y'all

R. Kelly got caught wildin'

He sold more sex videos than he did albums

A lot of y'all went down fam

Y'all did some dumb stuff for soundscan

The industry did Michael Jackson greasy

Brandy wasn't selling, so she put her pregnancy on TV

Cash money refused to flop

Baby said 'F-it, man, I'm takin' Juvenile spot

Christina Ag', she turned into a slut piece

For her record to sell, she let out all of her butt cheeks

Rap girls take a lesson from that

Cause nobody remembers a girl that made 'My Neck, My Back

And hip-hop was at it again

Suge came home and Slick Rick went back in

Man y'all took it to the streets again

But this year a lot of y'all caught beef again

J.D. and Dre started off dissin'

Then they stopped, when they found out nobody was listenin'

Then the IRS hauled J.D.'s cash off

Dre pro'lly in Cali now, laughin' his ass off

By now don't nothing amaze me

In the middle of the summer, man Nas went crazy

He was like, 'I got power Hot ain't gotta play me

All y'all wack and yes I was gon' lynch Jay-Z'

I guess he figured, 'Y'all ain't gon' punk me'

Admitted the payola and put Flex on front street

And Flex almost got banned

When he saw Steph Lover, he tried to speak wit his hands

And Steph thugged him like, 'I ain't about to get played'

She drove straight to the precinct like, 'I'm bout to get paid'

P Diddy kept cruising, you wouldn't think

Half the year he didn't even have distribution

Y'all could front like y'all don't care

But this year, Goddamn, man Diddy was everywhere

And designers made doe

But we gotta burry Burberry,