My baby's got two hands

My baby's got two feet

My baby's got a forehead

and all the chicken you can eat

My baby's got two elbows

My baby sure has a nose

My baby she's got ten toes

And my baby's got a couple a' those

(you guys comin' to the klan rally tonight?)

My baby drives a truck

My baby sure is good luck

My baby has a pet duck

And my baby is a heck of a Fffff-riend

Yeah, that's right

Somebody kicked my dog Mavis and I'm gonna find out just who the hell it

was

I'm all messed up on cough syrup right now so just like never mind