Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle them

Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

and the reaction will be passionate



Give 'em the old hocus pocus

Bead and feather 'em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?

What if in fact... you're just disgusting?



Razzle dazzle them

And they'll never catch lies



Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle them

Give them a show that's so splendiferous

Row after row of robociferous



Give them the old flim-flam-flummox

Fool and fracture them

How can they hear the truth above the roar

(Roar, roar, roar!)

Throw them a fiction off a magel

They'll never know you're just a bagel



Razzle dazzle them, and they'll beg ya for more



Give 'em the old double-whammy

Daze and dizzy 'em

Back since the days of ol' Methusala

Everyone loves the big bamboozala



Give 'em the old three-ring-circus

Stun and stagger them

When your in trouble go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder

They'll let you get away with murder



Razzle dazzle them and ya got a romance



Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle them

Show 'em the first-rate sorceror you are

As long as you keep 'em way off balance

How can they spot you've got no talent



Razzle dazzle them

(Razzle dazzle them)



Razzle dazzle them

And they'll make you a star