Text/Music: Anthony Kiedis, Michael Peter Balzary (Flea), John Frusciante, Chad Smith

Readymade, readymade
Steady as a river road
Readymade, readymade
And this is how the story goes

I got a cousin makin' beats deep down in Arizona!
We're gonna bus to her mound in the city of the moaner

Go! Readymade, readymade
Steady as a river road
Readymade, readymade
And this is how the story goes

And if I give to you my second sight (you got it)
And if I stay the course I'll stay the night (come get in)

Readymade, readymade
Baby oughta celebrate
Readymade, readymade
And now it's time to deviate

I got a sister makin' babies with a Black and Decker blowtorch
We gonna flop it all night in the middle of a back hole

Readymade, readymade
Baby oughta celebrate
Readymade, readymade
And now it's time to deviate

And if I give to you my second sight (you got it)
And if I stay the course I'll stay the night (come get in)

. . . . . .

Readymade, readymade
Rockin' for the sake of slade
Readymade, readymade
Listen but don't be afraid

I got a brother makin' trouble in the state of Caledonia
I wish I knew another way but I'm gonna have to clone ya

Readymade, Readymade
Rock it for the circus slave
Readymade, Readymade
Listen you, don't be afraid

And if I give to you my second sight (you got it)
And if I stay the course I'll stay the night (come get in)