(Leslie Satcher/Don Poythress)



Don't play me no love songs

I ain't in love today

Don't play me no train songs

I ain't goin' away

Don't play me no gospel songs the good Lord knows the truth

I'm in a real bad mood



Don't play me no rock 'n' roll

I don't want to dance

Don't play me no hillbilly

I'm too blue for grass

And that chessy easy listenin' stuff is for elevator fools

I'm in a real bad mood



I'm in a funk, sunk

In a pool of pitiful

I got the mange

I'm a chain

Son, you don't wanna pull

You won't cross this old yard dog

If you know what's good for you

I'm in a real bad mood



Don't want no beans and taters

Ain't got no appetite

And 'em cold store bought tomatoes

Lord, they make me want to fight

Yeah I want to chew on something

I ain't just a little uptight

I'm in a real bad mood



I'm in a funk, sunk

In a pool of pitiful

I got the mange

I'm a chain

Son, you don't wanna pull

You won't cross this old yard dog

If you know what's good for you

I'm in a real bad mood



Yeah, I want to chew on something

Honey anybody's ass will do

I'm in a real bad mood

I'd get out of the house if I were you

Momma's in a bad mood