Dear Recently Distressed,

I am sorry to inform you that I lost your kid's address

You see my wings are on the fritz,

I can't even get up off the ground

I'm really sorry for this mess

'cause it all came crashing down



Can I remember?

Someone please tell me how to do my job

or I'm out of work

Speaking frankly you'll be out of luck



Dear Recently Distressed,

I am sorry to inform you that I caused so much unrest

You see my wings are on the fritz

I can't even get up off the ground

I'm really sorry for this mess

'cause it all came crashing down