I don't eat red meat but i'm not a vegetarian

I like ice cream/ but not much dairy

'cause it gets in my nose

It makes me gotta blows

Snot like a farmer and it gets on my clothes

It's rather unsightly/ can even be frightening

But cold medication/ should not be taken nightly

Because everything dat i put in/ it comes out again

And if i eat lean/ it helps me stay thin

Check out my hair, i keep it dreaded

About my corn? i like it breaded

Hot from the oven? mmmm! you said it!

Straight to the stomach my fuel is unleaded

But not fossil fuels/ i like olive oil

I like my eggs scrambled/ i never eat 'em boiled

The way to my heart/ is with a garlic clove

It smells hella sexy/ when it's on the kitchen stove



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Red beans and rice, red beans and rice, red beans and rice,

Make everything nice

Red beans and rice, red beans and rice, red beans and rice

I could eat a plate twice. so nice. so nice. so nice.



Most people on the planet/ eat beans and rice

Some can't afford beef or they think cows are nice

If you talk table manners don't believe all they

Told ya i eat with my fingers like an african soldier

I don't know which fork is for meat or for salad

I haven't got a clue when they say "whet your palate"

Eat a lot a prunes it'll keep you loose

Skin'll turn orange if you drink carrot juice

I think beef jerky tastes like a boot

When i'm on the street i chew a licorice root

And if i have a soar throat /then i eat ginger

And i will break bread /with those who are strangers

So come into my cave / tonight i will show you

Food is for life / and life i will show you.

If you're havin' problems/ i invite you here

Step into my kitchen /we will cook away your fears



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Amazing grace how sweet the sound that

Saved a wretch like me

Dammit let's eat!

Mi casa es su casa. mi cocina es su cocina.

You know what i meana!



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Get some boilin' water! yeah!

Get a pound aof beans! yeah!

Get some spice and make it nice! yeah!

You know what i mean!



But if a friend has gas /then he's passin'

It gives me a headache end i gotta take aspirin

It makes me dizzy/ i fix him fizzies

To calm his stomach/ when it's feelin kinda

Busy some like it white/but i like it brown

I like spicy chicken/ and i can throw it down

Chilis come red /and chilis come green

When it's on the table/ i lick my plate clean

Then i drink a toast to the host and hostess

But first we give thanks/ to god the mostest

'cause if i am a guest/ i always wash my plate

Sip a sip a soda while i sing amazing grace

Rings on my fingers /left round the tub

Bass fulla bubbles/ bumpin like a wash tub

Think about my troubles/ goin down the drain

Dryin' up the puddles in the back of my brain

But...



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