I was once a little shit,

Didnt know right from wrong,

So I fucked a cow strait in his ass,

Then decided to write this fuckin song,

I fucked your mom,

Then I fucked your dad,

Then I fucked your doggy,

I ate the pizza you were saving in the fridge,

Then I peed on your bread and made it soggy,

I laid in a tent,

With an oscar meyer man,

and ate his dick in the process,

Then I took your daughter in the back of an alley,

Molested her, Molested her, MOLEST!!!!!!!