It's time the tale was told

of how you took a child

and you made him old



Reel around the fountain

slap me on the patio

I'll take it now



Fifteen minutes with you

well, I wouldn't say no

people said that you were virtually dead

and they were so wrong



fifteen minutes with you

well, i wouldn't say no

people said that you were easily led

and they were half-right



I dreamt about you last night

and i fell out of bed twice

you can pin and mount me like a butterfly

but take me to the haven of your bed

was something that you never said

two lumps, please

you're the bee's knees

but so am I



Meet me at the fountain

shove me on the patio

I'll take it slowly



Fifteen minutes with you

oh I wouldn't say no

people see no worth in you

oh but I do