Regular Guy





Im the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom

Pleated khaki pants, and cologne thats the bomb

(you sure smell perty)

Shake her dads hand

Look him in the eye

And tell him Straight up im just a regular guy (ill have her home by 9 sir)



Im a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)

A regular guy says mam on the double( Im on it)

Im a regular guy just like Dawsons Creek

A regular guy just dont call me a geek, a geek yeah



But sometimes I remember what got me here

It was Friday and cussing

Back off Im in a boy band

And showing no fear



I watch Jay Leno (hes funny) 7th Heaven too

And I ask myself sometimes what would jesus do

Grab me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

Im buds with my mom

And I hang out with my dad..hes my buddy

I play everything safe so Ill never be sad (boo hoo)



Im a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)

A regular guy says mam on the double( Im on it)

Im a regular guy just like Dawsons Creek

A regular guy just dont call me a geek, a geek yeah



Dont push me.

Damnt sometimes I wanna smash things up

Jacked up and wrapped upIm in a boy band.. a boyband

And have to pee in a cup



Im a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)

A regular guy says mam on the double( Im on it)

Im a regular guy just like Dawsons Creek

A regular guy just donah