It's priceless when you say you have to work late

When we both know you're at a motel

But here's the thing that's so much more depressing

Than the infidelity itself:



Darling, you are so unoriginal

Each move more obvious than the one before it



You know I always said that I would kill you

If I ever caught you stepping out

But now I see I did not know the half of

What hatred and regret were all about



Darling, you are so unoriginal

Each move more obvious than the one before it



And I guess I could be bigger but I'd rather make you pay



Darling, you are so unoriginal

You'll see that I can be so unorignal just like you