These are the true tales

Glamour kisses

Junk mail

Meltdown glossies

A behind the scenes yard sale

And it's no secret anymore

There's a renegade planet to explore



Cold and difficult

Limousine crime scene

Sordid stories

Odd accounts of where I've been

And it's no secret anymore

There's a renegade planet to explore



A little on the surface souvenir

This was a banner year

I kiss and tell my dear

Wanna crack you up

On a bad hair day

Your secret life

Gives you away

Six pages in

And I'm okay, uh-huh

And you're okay, uh-huh





Colorful lifestyle

He's a human paintbrush

A good machine

An out-of-sink

So lush

And it's no secret anymore

There's a renegade planet to explore



Premium part-time

Loser on the dancefloor

Mayhem meeting anybody

Revolving door

And it's no secret anymore

There's a renegade planet to explore



A little on the surface souvenir

This was a banner year

I kiss and tell my dear

Wanna crack you up

On a bad hair day

Your secret life

Gives you away

Six pages in

And I'm okay, uh-huh

And you're okay, uh-huh



I recall a moment

Of silence and bliss

Sound the alarm

There's something I missed

Out of touch

And out of sight

Out of my mind

Dotting my T's

Crossing my I's



A little on the surface souvenir

This was a banner year

I kiss and tell my dear

Wanna crack you up

On a bad hair day

Your secret life

Gives you away

Six pages in

And I'm okay, uh-huh

And you're okay, uh-huh

And I'm okay, uh-huh

And you're okay, uh-huh

And I'm okay