He's got front wheel drive, lots of money, but he don't scare me

He's the trigger, I'm the gun--he just does not scare me



Chorus: Man, you know he's so uptown, I'm so earthbound

He sez "Ride the elevator! Do it now or do it later"

How far we fall when we get off the wall, and

We ride the elevator



Schoolgirl Annie sez he's uncanny but he don't scare me

She throws rose petals, he shows his medals, but he don't scare me



Repeat chorus



He is just a comedian and he don't scare me

He can squeeze a woman like a milk-fed hen but he don't scare me



Repeat chorus