Too many crap programs

With too many adverts

Too much matthew engel bullshit

And not enough dirt

Media and programs

All dull and mundane

How to fill up space

When you've nothing left to say

So rip it up and start it again!

Rip it up and start it again!

Oh, rip it up and start it again!

Rip it up and start it again!

Fingerpost! terrace talk! wise men say!

Elmsie ender! the absolute game!

Not the view! off the ball! i could go on and on

But i've just bought the latest when sunday comes

Kick up the r's! northern light! city gent!

Voice of the valley! the crooked spirite!

Eagle eye! and the pie! i could go on and on

But i've just bought the latest when saturday comes