Does anybody know you're here?

This house of ill-repute (Ooohh honey I'm scared of u)

Tryin' 2 deal with all your fears

I guess this is what u get 4 being cute (Cute, cute)

Soaked in banana cologne

No wonder you're all alone

It's written all over your face

You're just-a rock hard in a funky place



Rock hard in a funky place



Here comes a lady so u cover up

She's a freaked out,

Funky electric mama with double cups

Say u, u could cop if u wanted 2

Because something near your leg

Is haunting u, such a disgrace

U're rock hard in a funky place, ow!



Rock hard in a funky place



U was workin' on the line

U could drop on her

But u couldn't concentrate

When your dick saw her

Maybe if u cop a nut in the car (Maybe if u cop a nut in the car)

Maybe u could think

About playing guitar



(Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)

(Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock)

Oh yeah



Rock hard in a funky place



All you're looking 4 is love

Or a reason 2 believe there's a God above

Pretty soon you'll get enough

And head back 2 a life so tough

I just hate 2 see an erection go 2 waste

I'm just-a rock hard in a funky place



Rock hard in a funky place

Say it

Rock hard in a funky place

Rock hard in a funky place

Oohh U rock hard in a funky place

U rock hard in a funky place

Say it, y'all



(rock, rock)

what? (rock, rock, rock, rock)

We gotta go, y'all

tune in next week (rock, rock)

Same time (rock, rock)

same boogie (rock, rock, rock, rock, rock hard)

oohhh yeah (rock, rock, rock, rock)

we will rock, y'all (rock, rock)



But until then keep your finger on the trigger

That's the only way it'll get bigger



(What kind of fuck ending was that?)