he phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy.

step on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no joy.

he speaks too long i reply in tongues

he doesn't understand.

can he not see i must be free, for me he's not the man?

dissatisfied, i hear his lies and reply candidly,

please, rock star man, change all your plans, and please stop phoning me!