OK I am going to attempt to drown myself

You can try this at home

You can be just like me

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I'm cancerous

So when I diss you you wouldn't wanna answer this

If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

I strangled you to death and I choked you again

And break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin

You beef wit me I'ma even the score equally

Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally

I get too blunted off the funny home grown

Cuz when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

So if I said I never did drugs

That would mean i lie and get fucked more than the President does

Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert

I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet

My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge

Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads

Every girl I ever went out with has gone lez

Follow me and do exactly what the song says

Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people

And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal

So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit Lauryn Hill

Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill

Cuz I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill

But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist

How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist

I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave

Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave

My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave

And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave

Now follow me and do exactly what you see

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.

Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole

When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold

Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold

Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco

My mind wont work if my spine don't jerk

I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt

I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer

That'll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer

My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue

Wit your dead grandmother's corpse then throw it on your porch

Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on

And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn

I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit deformative traits

A premature birth that was 4 minutes late

Mother are you there, I love you

I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel

Will someone explain to my brain

That I just severed a main vein

With a chainsaw and I'm in pain

I take a breather inside

Either I'm high, or I'm nuts

Cause if you ain't even in this room neither am I

So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass

Then It's probably obvious that I got it on with her

Cause when I drop it off with this solo shit it's over with

I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I've been with 10 women who got HIV

Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I got genital warts and it burns when I pee

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I tied a rope around my penis then I jumped from a tree

You probably wanna grow up and be just like me