Have always had big toes.

With smells emanating

that drift up into your nose.

And the people in my family,

have questionable hygiene.

I think it all comes from,



watching too much Mr Bean.

But there's nothing to compa

re,

With my Grandad's Steely Hair.

Its thick and wiry, and looks like a rug,

And you always find one or two in your mug.

He's hairy but I love him,

My hairy Grandad.