You said they were your lifelong passion

You bought them in the height of fashion

Went to argos just like your friends

Looked to see the most you could spend

One girl was different on your street

She bought a skateboard from concrete

Everyone laughed, skateboards are out

She didn't belong to the rollerblade crowd

Yeah



No rollerblade zero



Four little wheels all in a row

Strap 'em up and you're ready to go

She didn't listen, she just ignored

Her only friend was her hook-ups board

She can use it even when her feet grow

She loves skating it's not just for show

Until there becomes a new street trend

Her rollerblade hell will never end



No rollerblade zero



The wise men say, hey

That fashion comes and fashion fades

Why don't they say, hey there's no room

For your rollerblades



No rollerblade zero



The wise men say...



Okay, okay, yes fashion comes and fashion fades

But please refrain from wearing your rollerblades

Okay, okay, yes, fashion comes and fashion fades

Please remove all traces of your rollerblades



No...rollerblade zero...