Music and lyrics by King Diamond)



Room 17 was nice and cool, oh yeah

A few stains on the wall

But that was nothing new to Harry¹s head

Even though he was strapped down to his bed, strapped down

Harry felt pretty good...

Knock, knock ... knock, knock, Is anybody there



Room 17 was nice and cool, oh yeah

But it didn¹t have the string

That would ring the nurse, it wasn¹t there

Poor Harry, he had it coming, Poor Harry

Now he didn¹t feel so good...



Solo : Simonsen



Here comes Doctor Eastmann and Nursie Needle Dear

Look at what they got you ... The CRAWLY BOX

NURSE NEEDLE : ³Don¹t be such a baby, Harry stop that now

The doctor¹s here to help you ... it¹s Eastmann time²



In room 17, everything is so clean

In room 17, there is nothing to be seen



Dr. EASTMANN : ³Black, brown, grey and hairy... we¹ve got them all

Big, small, fast and scary... yeah we¹ve got them all

I can hear it, the Spider¹s Lullabye

I can feel it, the Spiders crawl on by²



In room 17, everything is so clean

In room 17, there is nothing to be seen



Dr. EASTMANN : ³Nurse Needle it is time to begin...

Nurse Needle, stick it in

A brown Lycosa¹s what I¹ve got inside this box

I¹m gonna let him out to see just how you feel, when he¹s around

If you move too much he might just bite you

But we¹ll just have to wait and see about that ... ?²



Solo : La Rocque



Deep into the night, they were testing him

So many different species, Harry could not win



Solo : Simonsen



They forgot a grey one, she was full of eggs

And she would find the warm spot, back in Harry¹s neck

It¹s so moist and warm in here

Knock, knock... knock, knock, Is anybody there



HARRY : ³You forgot some spiders in my room, yesterday

Now I¹ve got this stunning pain

And my neck is feeling weird, Oh I might die

Overnight some of your spiders must have bit me

They were all over me²

Dr. EASTMANN : ³Oh Harry, don¹t be such a fool²



That same night Harry died

When they found him he was grey and white



Solo : La Rocque



Black, brown, grey and hairy... we¹ve got them all

Big, small, fast and scary... yeah we¹ve got them all

I can hear it, the Spider¹s Lullabye

I can feel it, the Spiders crawl on by



In room 17, everything it so clean

In room 17, there is nothing to be seen



Solo : Simonsen



In room 17, everything is so clean

In room 17, there is nothing to be seen



Take him to the morgue, Take him to the morgue