Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)

George Duke (keyboards, vocals)

Ruth Underwood (percussion)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Chester Thompson (drums)



Hallo! Hello!

Hello!

Is this room service?

Hello?



Hallo?



Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?



Oh, Oh, Oh, Jawohl!

What would you like...?

Yeas, this is room service



Look here, buddy



Yeas, what would you like?



Oh, I'm so hungry!

You know, when you're a tourist and everything

And you travel around, you know

Going to all the neat little shops



Ten Marks, costs you ten Marks



I'm so hungry!



This call is going to cost you ten Marks

You got to understand that in the fo..., in the front



Look here



Everything costs ten Marks



Ivan, listen



Ivan, that's me

Jawohl



Look

You're going to sleep

You're going to sleep

I am so hungry

Can you bring me something to eat right away?



Bouillia... Bouilliabai?



No bouilliabai



Bouilliabai?



No boogie-a-bay



How's about boogie-the-bay?



No boogie-woogie-the-bay



How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out?



Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious!

Send me some fish with the eyes falling out



How about a little sand over it?

That'll make it...



Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish



That be ten Marks



Do you have a sand-fish here?



Sand-fishie?

The eye's ten Marks

The fishie is forty



Hey!

Hey, listen!



Jawohl!



The people in your country certainly are charming

You know where I can get some pussy?



Ah...



Never mind, look



This is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understand



Just send me up...



You tell to bring pussy in here?

We spray you with lace!



Oh, well...



Right in the face!



Oh, well...



You don't bring no pussy in this hotel!



Ahhah, okay...



Who do you think we are anyway?



Well, I guess you told me...



Are you a Christian?



Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure!



Isn't everyone?

Ah, okay, you can bring...

Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian

That's a difference...



Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right?



That's right, that's cool, if you're a Christian



Okay



You also get bouilliabai with it



Yeah, hey, great!

Look...



And the fish with the eye fallin' out



I want you to send me some pussy



One pussy



Some fish with the eyes falling out



One fish with the eye falling out



Some bouilliabai



Some bouilliabai



And a bible



And a what?



And a Giddeon bible



And a Giddeon bible?

Okay, we also bring you the Finnian bible



The Phoenician bible?



No, the Finnian bible, to go with the Giddeon bible



The Finnian bible



The Finnian and the Giddeon go together here



This is a terrible connection,

I can hardly hear you

But look, buddy,

Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?

I'm so hungry



We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad



Fast ah?



That is very fast

So fast you can never know

..........

Cape Cape Cape Kansas

Cape Cape Cape Kansas

Cape Cape Cape Kansas

Cape Cape Cape Kansas



You will also like to have a little visit



Hello, hello, hello

Room service?



Hallo?



Hey buddy!



You did not get your order?



No, listen, it's a...



You were not pleased with the pussy?



You don't like Americans very much here, do you?



Oh, you American! That'll be twenty Marks!



Yeah, twenty... right

Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know,

Just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry



Well, you have to understand

If we didn't bring it up there too fast

It's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here,

You see



You had a long summer and that's why...?



We had a very long summer, about that fast



Heh heh



That's how long it was, like that



Now listen!



Wait a minute!



You get that food to my room right away



Room number?



Or I'm gonna call the American embassy



What?



You mean what am I going to call them?



Why?



I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers

That's what I'm gonna call them



Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away



Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis

Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis

Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis

Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis