You've been this way since school

Dysfunctional, translucent

Royalty on your wall

So desperately mundane



They're inbred baby just like you

But you'd love the chance to eat their food

Even though it has been chewed



Royal correspondent

Sad and lonely

Royal correspondent

Kills her daily



Dream of the Daily Mail

It is the Holy Grail

And then the BBC

Your life would be complete



Build a fountain, wash away the poor

Just as long as your motives are pure

Hold on tight or you just might lose her



Royal correspondent

Wears their Sunday best

Royal correspondent

Smarter than the rest



Royal correspondent

Smarter than the rest

Royal correspondent

Smarter than the rest



Royal correspondent

Smarter than the rest

Royal correspondent

Smarter than the rest



Smarter than the rest