Stagecoach lady, hourglass body

Makin' thinks glow in the night

Well, she would if she could

And she'd be good if she would

Only tell her lover she be out tonight

'Cause I'm a bad

A lonely school boy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' bitties

Bogies turn, stinkin' of gin

Well my daddy was hard

His face was pretty scarred

From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win

'Cause I'm a bad

A lonely school boy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

It's too bad

It's too bad

Can't get me none of that

New sold lady

My mama Cady

Chivalry was born at her feet

Wel she should have thought twice

When pa showed his dice

Imagine put my daddy to sleep

'Cause I'm a bad

A lonely school boy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

It's too bad

Lord, it's too bad

I said it's too bad

Lord, it's too bad

(Repeat)