I loved a girl named Sandyface,

She lived outside of town

In a tent made of diapers

In the sand she laid face down

She had a pillow of cactus

And her bed was desert land

I suppose the call her Sandyface

Because her face was covered in sand



And I remember her sandy face

And I remember her sandy smile



That Sandy was the apple

Of many bloodshot eyes

And one day she fell victim

To a sheep in wolf's disguise

They said a man with banana bread

And a beehive on his chin

Sold my love to the Grateful Dead

Stole her land and then cashed in



There's a one-eyed dog

With horns like a yak,

Wax lips and a broken back

His feet in front face the opposite

Of his hind legs in the back

He tried to save that sandy girl

From the city man disease

But was stung to death

By all the pets

Of the man with the beard of bees



Oh, Sandyface

I do recall

Oh, Sandyface

I could not do it all!



Dr. Rock was on a jog

Saw my dear in the parking lot

Selling grilled cheese sandwiches

In hippy slavery

Dr. Rock tried to free my love

But he had no gun

So he dialed me collect

On 10-10-321

I got the call from Dr. Rock

Raced down to the scene

But Sandy had been swept away

Into the Rainbow Sea



Swim, swim away

Oh, Sandy

Swim so far away from him

Swim far away from this place

Just keep that sand on that face!



But it was too late....



I went back to that stinky place

Where I first met my Sandy, but

Whitey and his beard of bees

Had built a Pizza Hut

So I bought a slice in memory

Poured sand on the cheese

And as I ate

Off that sandy plate

I missed my one-eyed dog