Rock 'n roll loudmouth, spew in my glass

Stroke another one down, right behind my back

Do us all a favor, get yourself a spine

Everybody's chokin' on the grapevine



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Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies

Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies



I heard it on the airwaves, I've seen it in my glass

Get your money on the table, get your head out of your ass

You're the coolest guy that I ever have smelt

I ain't a notch on nobody's belt



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Why don't you get a haircut, sister? {bottle breaking} That's it!



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