I'm Private Lee detective you can

see me on the big bad screen

I'm not clean, obscene, not anything

but the baddest you've ever seen

I'm a thorn in your side and a pain

in your hide and I'm mean

For anyone who pays me I'll walk in

and I'll screw up your scene



Sometimes you'll find me in Milwaukee

L.A. Detroit, D.C. or New York

Even Boise, New Jersey or

someplace in downtown Orleans



There's a guy inside who's serving time

he had the nerve to try and cut me

And another guy is holding up

super highway No.23

Make no mistake I'm no dreamer

I'm a wheeler, a dealer, and a schemer

peepin' creepin' sneakin' Private Lee



Sometimes you'll find me in Milwaukee

L.A. Detroit, D.C. or New York

Even Boise, New Jersey or

someplace in downtown Orleans



When you see me I might forgive you

if you think that I always make my kills

Private Lee he's not real

he only pays my rent in Beverly Hills

I'm your super cop on TV

don't want nobody talk to me

Just leave me be ...............