You can read it in the papers

In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors

But you wouldn't tell no one

Your favorite if you could



>From the White House to the alleys

>From the president down to Long Tall Sally

Can't live with it but

You'll die without it-yes you would



Senorita's in the kitchen

She's a fistful of dynamite

You call 911 but you

Can't stop the fun tonite,it's alright



You can't start a fire without a spark

But there's something that I guarantee

You can't hide when infection starts

Because love is a social disease



Where you look you can find it

Try to run but you're always behind it

So you play hide and seek like a blind kid

Till you're caught-yeah you're caught



So you'll say that you had some

But they took it and held it for ransom

Were they tall,dark,skinny or

Handsome-you won't talk



So you telephone your doctor

Just to see what pill to take

You know there's no prescription

Gonna wipe this one away



You can't start a fire without a spark

But there's something that I guarantee

You can't hide when infection starts

Because love is a social disease



So full of high octane

She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's

Now you know for sure,you know the cure

To make a blind man see