Young dicks make TV

Get 'em away from me

Young dicks make TV

Loads of hair-style ideals

Here's the other end of the tale

Here's the other end of the scale







Law expert makes studio

He had waited so long

Patrick Moore got a manifesto

He learned the words

Vid king and spontaneous

He learned the words

Analysis and through video







Solicitor in studio

If he got it right

Could be a celebrity

Like M. Pike







Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits

Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits







But solicitor in studio

Soon ran into trouble