I said yes but she kept sayin' no

Yeah the scent was in the air

Was it a rose

I said excuse me ma'am

But you tweekin' my nose

She slapped him in the face

With a terrible blow...



Ohh what a Sourpuss...



Mug all twisted (like a licorice chew)

Make a puss like that (it's gonna stay on you)

Gasoline stang (if you know what I mean)



Ohh what a Sourpuss...

Nothin' but a Sourpuss



Sour (P-u-s-s) Sour (P-u-s-s)...



I step to the rear guess what did I see

A big pumpin bump (just a lookin' at he)

Bootie licious nutritious for the (doodle e dee)

I tapped her on the shoulder (and what did you see)



Nothin' but a Sourpuss...

Squirt juicy Bootie (but the muga was pushed)

I got a knife full of butta (to spread the butush)

Would you like to hit that (oh how I woosh)

It made my face turn green (from her fuming bush)



Ohh what a Sourpuss...

Nothin' but a Sourpuss



Sour (P-u-s-s) Sour (P-u-s-s)...



Do you know of the many mangling ways there are to twist your puss

It sho get sour sometime down there by the mission

let me get a piece of sum a dat chicken, Hell Yeah...



You've got that clench jaw scrunched snawz look

You've got the frown wrinkled flex lip look

You got the ring around the collar pulsin' all red

You got the prune face mental case punch munch mug

Looks like you got a frown like a crazy clown wit mud fallin' down

You got mustard nostrils and barnacles all up under your chin

You got da sloppy skin decomposing grin



Yo head is flat wit stringy napps and happy nap sack

You got the looky loo mouth piarea crew

You got the don't hurt me please limburger cheese look

When you took a photo shot the lens broke cause ya ugly folk

Looks like your nose got caught up and twisted in a bicycle spoke

Yo face can pass for a orangutan's ass

Yo pussy smell so bad I had to move back to Baghdad

You got the Marion Berry Rockhead look

You got the Al Green hot grits look

You grill is made of steel and can't be real

You got that Spiderman brace face been

Hit in the face by the Frankenstein bass



Yo mug is covered with chili lookin' silly

Workin' at 7-11 thinkin' everything is heaven



Ohh what a Sourpuss...

Nothin' but a sourpuss...