1. ALL YOU BIG CITY WOMEN LISTEN TO ME

I GOT SOME SUPER YOOPER LOVE LIKE YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN

I LIKE EM SHORT, LIKE EM TALL, LIKE EM HUGE LIKE EM SMALL

SKINNY, HOMELY, I LOVE EM ALL

COME ON

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME YOOPER ACTION

COME ON

GATHER ROUND ‘CAUSE I’M THE MAIN ATTRACTION



SIT ON MY LAP, I’LL LET CHA RUB MY STUBBLE

JUST ONE KISS AN YOU’LL BE SEEING DOUBLE



CHORUS:

I’M A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE

I’M A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE



2. I DON’T CARE HOW MANY HEARTS I BREAK

I LIKE TO SHARE, I GIVE EM ALL SOME CAKE

THEY FIGHT OVER ME ‘CAUSE I’M SO GOOD LOOKIN’

THEY COME FROM MILES AROUND JUST TO DO MY COOKIN’



COME ON

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HUGGIN’ AND KISSIN’

COME ON

GATHER ROUND, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSIN’



COME OVER HERE, I’LL LET CHA RUB MY GUT

IF YOU NEED A PILLOW, YOU CAN USE MY BUTT