Gotta new lover

Better take cover

Got some advice

You'd better think twice

Arrow's in the quiver

When you're ready to deliver

Weenie wrap

To collect the sap

Stretch and Seal a meal

It just don't feel real

12 or 24 to the pack

Find them on the drugstore rack



Safe sex

If I abstain

I'll go insane

Safe sex

Give me sleaze

And not disease



Electro-tested for tears and leaks

Lubricated prophylactic sheiks

Get it up, get it on!



yank it, crank it

Piggies in a blanket

Clean your gun

When it's all done

Vacuum packed for your protection

Sanitized to fight infection