Heavy traffic, highway song

Steely bodies on parade

Heavy traffic, roll along

High performance cavalcade

Heavy traffic, rubber burning

All together, stop and go

Heavy traffic, miss a turning

Interrupt the traffic flow

If I ever get to heaven

I'll be sure to go by train

If I make it home by seven

I'll never drive again

Heavy traffic, stormy weather

Monday morning on the road

Heavy traffic, wait forever

Following an overload

Heavy traffic, never-ending

Spitting poison in the air

Metal river, who's pretending

You won't ever get me there

If I ever get to heaven

I'll be sure to go by train

If I make it home by seven

I'll never drive again