Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

Lousy with virginity

Won't go to bed 'til legally wed

I can't; I'm Sandra Dee



Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won't come across,

Even Rock Hudson lost

His heart to Doris Day



I don't drink (no)

Or swear (no)

I don't rat my hair (eew)

I get ill from one cigarette

(cough, cough, cough)

Keep your filthy paws

Off my silky draws

Would you pull that crap with Annette?



As for you Troy Donahue,

I know what you wanna do

You got your crust

I'm no object of lust

I'm just plain Sandra Dee



Elvis, Elvis, let me be!

Keep that pelvis far from me!

Just keep your cool

Now your starting to drool

Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!



Sandy:Are you making fun of me Riz?

Rizzo:Some people are so touchy!