THE SARN'T MAJOR'S BALLS



The balls of Sarn't Major are wrinkled and crinkled

Capacious and spacious as the dome of St. Paul's.

The crowds they do muster to gaze at the cluster

They stop and they stare at that glorious pair,

Of Sarn't Major's balls.

Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls!



tune: Bells of St. Mary's

From Kiss me Goodnight, Sergeant-Major, (Author unknown to RG)

@army @England @bawdy

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