I have no head for figures

My hands cannot explain

Endangered animals and acid rain



I see dead rivers running dry

I see the activists who march and cry

How they cry singin'



Why must we desecrate this land

I'll tell you why

Because we can that's why



Save the whales, save the seals

Save he eagle, save the bison and the beach

Why not save your breath



Save the porpoise, and the dolphin

Save the gerbil, save the racoon and the rat

Why not save some stamps



I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being

I walk errect

See the cheetah, oh so supple, lean and quick

As he chases a gazzelle

But he can't drive a car

At least not very far



I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being

I can pay for sex



"Hey, there's a great show on teh Discovery Channel tonight,

the history of the badger."

"Hmm, I wonder what badger tastes like?"

"I don't know, probably tastes like ferret."

"Wow, you had ferret?"

"Yeah."

"What's it taste like?"

"Chicken."



I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being

I can wipe my ass



"What gives you the right to kill at will?"

"I'll tell you what, guns.

Big fuckin' guns with giant fuckin' bullets pal."



I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being

I can shave my balls