We're going out tonight its time to kick some ass
/ My wallets full of green and I got my backstage
pass / I'll smile and smoke a lot, can I buy you
another drink? / Lets talk about my band, we're
amazing don't you think? / I'll kiss your ass to
get anything / I gots to have me that brass ring
/ And forget your name / But that's just how we
play this game / Why should I bust my ass if you
can help me out? / I'll just keep sniffing the
butts of anyone with clout / Pretty soon I'll
make it big with all the schmoosing that I do /
And when you need a hand I'll piss all over you