You know I never liked high school

Though it was my intent

To land a scholarship in punk

And avoid imprisonment



Yeah my rules

Thats the way it had to be

Not scholastically involved

Fill the girls with alcohol



Be more like me and youll run the company

To get a job was your intent

But it seems irreverent

When youre fifteen years

Who the hell really cares

All that counts is getting laid

Hate her braces love the braids



Chorus:

The one thing I liked about going to school

Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you



You know I never liked high school

My destiny was not

To be literate in math

I would rather take a bath

In my own crap



So dont ask me to a dance

I would rather sit in class

Than be with you and make an ass

Out of myself or to learn the saxophone

Least important were the As

Stealing Mr. Sims toupee



When youre fifteen years

Who the hell really cares

All that counts is getting laid

Hate her braces love the braids



(chorus)



Some say Im not too bright

Sometimes I think that they are right

Sometimes I think I should be president

But Im remembering your words



(chorus)



But Im remembering youre words

The one thing I liked about going to school

Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you



Like you



Like you



Like you



Girl like you