I'd like to go to Scotland,

I'd like to wear I kilt,

I'd like to show off my two legs

And do just what I wilt



I'd like to go to Scotland

And show off my two thighs,

I'd like to wear a minikilt

And poke you in the eyes



I'd like to go to Scotland

And be so very bad,

I'd wear a micro minikilt

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