Sung by spiv, flash & floosies



Spiv: i was born a slum gutter infantile,

Brute-force educated, delinquent juvenile.

I am a product of mass produced factory fodder,

Streets full of tenement blocks, rat infested filth and squalor.

I left school, went straight on the dole

And unemployment's no enjoyment,

Welfare state owned my mind and my body and my soul.

So i worked my way up to be a second-hand car spiv,

But don't judge me harshly because i'm just a slum kid.

I built up my business with a quick wit and fist,

So don't double-cross me or my hoods will dissect you

With their black jacks and shiv.

Slum kids never get a break, they've got to fight their way up.

Wheel and deal, beg and steal,

Sweat blood to earn a buck.

I didn't want to work on the factory floor,

I wasn't content, i wanted more

Than to be a slave of a lathe,

Work all day and go home bored.

So a second- hand car spiv was what i became.

I built an empire because i used my brains.



Chorus: he was a second-hand car spiv up from the slums,

So don't judge him harshly because he's just a slum kid.

Then he moved into property, stocks and shares,



Spiv: and into high finance and you've got to agree

That running a multi-million corporation

Sure beats selling cars second-hand.



Chorus: once he sold old worn out heaps to the punters on the street,



Spiv: now i'm in control of the country as a whole,

And the world is at my feet.



Chorus: the world is at his feet.



Spiv: power, power, i've got power oozing out of me,

And when you think of all the things i've done

It says a lot for one

Who worked his way up from the streets.

Yes i'm a second-hand car spiv.

Do a deal, buy and sell,

It's my trade, i know it well.

Make a sale, ring the bell

And let the suckers go to hell.

Bank the profits, count the change

Another sucker comes your way.

Life is a crooked game,

And slum kids never change.


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