(LYRICS AND MUSIC !) 1:37

Self-righteous crusader

Don't care what you don't do

You talk the straight edge, but you walk the crooked mile

Don't misjudge me, cause I ain't on trial



Just because I suck

Don't mean you're off the hook

Just cause you're not drunk

Don't think you're not fucked up

A lot of good people like to have a good time

Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine



Self-righteous crusader

Fuck me, and the same to you

It's my body, I'll get high if I want to

Go dry if I want to

Die if I want to



Just because I suck

Don't mean you're off the hook

Just cause you're not drunk

Don't think you're not fucked up

A lot of good people like to have a good time

Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine



Don't confuse soberiety with morality

There's a lot of sober murderers

Just look at history

But I'm still an O.K. guy

Even if I want to get high sometimes, high sometimes

High sometimes



Just because I suck

Don't mean you're off the hook

Just cause you're not drunk

Don't think you're not fucked up

A lot of good people like to have a good time

Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine



Self-righteous crusader

Don't care what you don't do