Who like to talk about their feelings?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Who's into crystals, into healing?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Who are hard to tell from women?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Who like to cry at weddings?

Who think boxing is upsetting?

Who tapes "Thirty Something" on their VCR,

Who's got "Baby on Board" stickers on their cars, oh,

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)



Whose last names are hypenated?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Who like "Three Men and a Baby" a movie I hated?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Whose consciousness is constantly raising?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Whose tax free income is amazing?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?

Who's into UFO's channeling, and usting?

Who believes us when we say we've got premenstrual syndrome?

Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?



Who likes music that repetitious?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Who likes music that's repetitious?

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Who's concerned about your orgasm? (silence)

Well, I guess it's more important that they have 'em.

(Sensitive new age guys.)

Who carries the baby on his back?

Who thinks Shirley MacLaine is on the inside track?

Who always sings on sing-alongs,

Even when they can't stand stupid sing-along songs?