Teenage angst has paid off well

Now I'm bored and old

Self-appointed judges judge

More than they have sold



If she floats than she's not

A witch like we had thought

A down payment on another

One at Salem's lot



Serve the servants - oh no

That legendary divorce is such a bore



As my bones grew they did hurt

They hurt really bad

I tried hard to have a father

But instead I had a Dad



I just want you to know that I

Don't hate you anymore

There is nothing I could say

That I haven't thought before



Serve the servants - oh no

That legendary divorce is such a bore