female reporter]

The definition of sex varies with many people

In search of a few ways to define it

we asked actor/comedian Mr. Dolemite his definition of sex

And his response was..



[Dolemite]

Baby, sex is just like puttin money in the bank

Once you take it out, the interest is all gone



[female reporter]

Then we asked rap star Big Daddy Kane his definition of sex

And well *clears throat* according to the Prince of Darkness..



[Big Daddy Kane]

Here comes Kane the mack, the sex maniac

Bring on the honies and you can't restrain me back from ff..

.. nah I better not say the whole word

So uhh, let's just say what make Whoopi like Goldberg

Cause I wanna make you sweat, get you wet

Perform a miracle in this love duet, see baby

I play the game like Keno, plus I know the

+Scent of a Woman+ better than Al Pacino

And when it comes to girls, I show no mercy

They lick me on the chest and say, 'To hell with Hershey'

Now it's time for me to lick that body

and this is no +Ordinary Love+, ask Sade

Baby you're bound to perspire, when I use

the nipples on your breasts just like a pacifier

Honey please, keep your body at ease

And let me see what I can do with those 34 C's

I plan to lick your bellybutton my dear

and let my tongue walk five steps downstairs

The way that I plan to put this chocolate syrup to use

I'm gonna wake up in the mornin with a hairy sweettooth

And now you're under my spell like a magician

Abra-cadabra, good sex and I have ya

laid out, waitin for a big treat

I'm not the Ku Klux Klan but I stay under sheets

And when it comes to sex, yo I'm the illest

Plus I know more +Diff'rent Strokes+ than Arnold and Willis

I make you feel the reel to reel you feel

when I break the headboard down like Shaquille

Then bend over doggy style and just watch me

ride yo' black ass like I was still filmin +Posse+

Then I'm the one that gets the job done

My mattress have more bodies than Al Capone's, gun

When I get through givin you mine, uhh

Girls be callin me back like *69

So come on over here hottie, let me just

'work that body, work that body'



Uh-huh, uh-huh..

Straight like that..



Aiyyo

How many real niggaz out there like to have sex

C'mon, just ?

I said how many real niggaz out there like to have sex

C'mon, just ?

and say SEX (SEX!)

Say AND MORE SEX (AND MORE SEX!)

Say I LIKE IT (I LIKE IT)

And say I LOVE IT (I LOVE IT)

Say I NEED IT (I NEED IT)

Say I EAT IT (I EAT IT.. WHOAHHH SHIT)



Yeah

Well keep it on baby baby, keep it on and ah

Ah keep it on baby baby, keep it on and ah uh

Keep it on baby baby, keep it on and ah

Keep it on baby baby, keep it on