I'm on the road, I'm on the run pile drivin' every day

When I'm in town you'll scream and shout cause I'm gonna blow you away, yeah!



Who Am I? you ask yourself I'm a dirty rotten son of a bitch!

I just want to rule your mind... but first everybody get pissed!



They call me - the pile driver, the pile driver

They want me - the pile driver, the pile driver

I am the exalted, the one and only pile driver, pile driver



You're on my list, you're next in line get ready for a deadly shock!

Your eyes will burn, your brain explodes get ready for some metal rock!

Once you start it's like a drug I know it'll drive you insane

It'll knock you down and fill you up drilling holes right into your brain!



I'll take you on an endless ride you'll never ever want it to the end

Now I'm your God and I'm your Lord but I'll let you call me your friend



Gaseous Esophagal Gastronomic Emission (Optional)